god i hate applying for jobs.
it puts me in a bad mood and then i have to eat potato chips.
my preferred potato chip is the utz salt and vinegar. the large bags are always on sale for $0.99 at the deli across the road. i love that cheapy taste of processed fried potato and salty tang. whenever i go to buy the potato chips (like every other day) i feel tempted to buy a scratch card. i NEVER gamble, but now that i’m unemployed and eating potato chips everyday i feel like i might as well spiral down a few more steps.
i wish i could win five hundred thousand dollars while eating potato chips.
