August 2009
1 post
June 2009
6 posts
cause i'm a lady
sometimes when i am cleaning the apartment, i like to take a moment to put on some red lipstick.
the etsy bandwagon
i’m on it now! heehaw.
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=7508303
there are no more salt and vinegar chips at the...
because i ate all of them and they have not received a new shipment. ugh.
May 2009
3 posts
my boyfriend's apartment has bedbugs.
but this shouldn’t be the reason for rushing into things. like moving in together. or getting married.
god i hate applying for jobs.
it puts me in a bad mood and then i have to eat potato chips.
my preferred potato chip is the utz salt and vinegar. the large bags are always on sale for $0.99 at the deli across the road. i love that cheapy taste of processed fried potato and salty tang. whenever i go to buy the potato chips (like every other day) i feel tempted to buy a scratch card. i NEVER gamble, but now that i’m...
April 2009
5 posts
Москва!
as your most loyal travel agent i must let you know that a round trip, non-stop flight to moscow from jfk to moscow is $347 in may. $347!! that’s like the price to fly to san francisco only you’d be flying to russia.
borscht!
caviar!
comrads!
VODKA.
please go to moscow immediately. then post photos of your spontaneous and amazing trip on tumblr so that i may live vicarously...
from a friend to a friend.
my friend jane sent me a religious self-help book. i narrowed my eyes at it.
i am going to send her a vibrator.
news from the livingroom.
today i ate my lunch on the sofa while the cat sat beside me, licking her butt.
i haven't applied for any.
but could someone kindly offer me a job? i am running out of unemployment benefits. i am running out of ways to amuse myself. i am running out of things to tell the boyfriend when he comes home after a ten hour work day and asks, “how was your day?” so then i just get surly.
i’d like to have a segment on this blog called “if i were your travel agent”.
if i were...