humdrums

Don’t ask me why… but I want to go to there.

Don’t ask me why… but I want to go to there.

cause i’m a lady

sometimes when i am cleaning the apartment, i like to take a moment to put on some red lipstick.

The CSA pickup last week included pea shoots.  I sauteed it in a little butter with garlic, strips of ham, and peas, then grated pecorino all over the top.  It was delicious so I thought I’d share.

The CSA pickup last week included pea shoots.  I sauteed it in a little butter with garlic, strips of ham, and peas, then grated pecorino all over the top.  It was delicious so I thought I’d share.

This weather sucks balls.  But then it inspired me to make more cards. Still sucks balls.

This weather sucks balls.  But then it inspired me to make more cards. Still sucks balls.

someone bought one!!!
well, ok it was jen’s mom.
still, someone bought one!!!  i’m sending her extras.

someone bought one!!!

well, ok it was jen’s mom.

still, someone bought one!!!  i’m sending her extras.

there are no more salt and vinegar chips at the deli across the road.

because i ate all of them and they have not received a new shipment.  ugh.

my boyfriend’s apartment has bedbugs.

but this shouldn’t be the reason for rushing into things.  like moving in together.  or getting married.

i’ve really fallen behind on eyebrow maintenance.  but hey!  i baked a chocolate cake with a geometric design on it!  which means i’m not lazy.

i’ve really fallen behind on eyebrow maintenance.  but hey!  i baked a chocolate cake with a geometric design on it!  which means i’m not lazy.

god i hate applying for jobs.

it puts me in a bad mood and then i have to eat potato chips.

potato chips

my preferred potato chip is the utz salt and vinegar.  the large bags are always on sale for $0.99 at the deli across the road.  i love that cheapy taste of processed fried potato and salty tang.  whenever i go to buy the potato chips (like every other day) i feel tempted to buy a scratch card.  i NEVER gamble, but now that i’m unemployed and eating potato chips everyday i feel like i might as well spiral down a few more steps.

i wish i could win five hundred thousand dollars while eating potato chips.